i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise
there’s a list???
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
in conclusion god is an asshole
okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so
god gambles with your souls pass it on
This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”
We can’t think of a better way to break the ice this summer than to #ShareaCoke.
I can’t think of a better way to break the ice this summer than Coca-Cola putting my name on one of those bottles.
i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it
i am eating an entire cake
update: there is more cake than i imagined.
i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this
this is online vigilante justice, and it’s amazing
AND HERE WE HAVE MY BIGGEST FUCKING PET PEEVE
THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES
Unfortunately no one can be told what INGRESS is, you have to see it for yourself.This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back.You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.You take the green pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
Remember: All I’m offering is the Truth, nothing more.It’s a trap, both pills take you to ingress,